Dear Friends:

Recently I came across a website that would provide me with eternal happiness.
My birthday is October 28th, and since all of you are my friends and want nothing more than for me to be happy, you should greatly consider buying me one of these super cool things for my birthday.
I’m being serious. Even though I [...]

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I went home this weekend. it was a nice change. sometimes I like being there, often not so much.
my parents were all concerned about me because my hand was in a cast and all fucked up. sometimes I like having people pity me.
I spent a lot of time at my sister’s house because both of [...]

Meet Isabella Grace

Isabella Grace Jones is the third installment to my collection of nieces. She was born on December 12, 2006. This is her being cute:

My parents/sister/grandfather/grandmother/aunt all agree on the fact that she looks a lot like I did when I was younger. Yeah, we’re both fuckin’ adorable.
The last time I was home before Baby Ava [...]

Meet Baby Ava

Before:

After:

Meet Ava Kamryn Jones. She was born on March 17th (St. Patrick’s Day!), 2008. She is the fourth installment to my collection of nieces.
Isn’t she beautiful?!
Let me tell you a little bit more about her: She was just released from Geisinger Medical Center in Danville, PA this past Thursday after being life-flighted there a little [...]

I think this is termed “inspiration”…

it’s nearing 7 in the morning.
I haven’t slept all night, and I couldn’t fall asleep now if I tried.
I was struck with an idea of sorts, and any exhaustion I felt immediately went away.
I’ve been typing the start to the semi-autobiographical novel I’ve been thinking of writing for years for the past two hours; however, [...]